Halfway back, Izzie walked into a patch of wild grass in between two office buildings. It didn't occur to me that she would come across anything devastating to our morning.
'Oh, by the way, you farted last night.' If you ever want to know what married people talk about first thing in the morning after waking up. It's this. 'What?' I asked. 'Really I did?'
I know this man who has a magical power. It is a keen ability to wedge his way into the cracks of a person's wall and turn their frown upside down. This man just happens to be my husband.